What are your payment options?
How do you ship and how long does it take?
I want to order a different quantity than you have available, how do i do that?
How do i get info on becoming a distributor for GoatseStickers?
Is there something wrong with you guys?

What are your payment options?
We accept payment through PayPal. PayPal is an independent party that provides an easy, secure, and centralized method to pay via credit card or through your checking account.

Even if you do not have a PayPal account, you can still pay for your order with a credit card. Just be sure to provide your exact credit card billing address and telephone number. The address must match what your credit card bank has on file for you. Incorrect information will likely cause delays in processing your order. The charge on your credit card statement will show up as “GoatseSticker” (good luck explaining that one to your significant other).

To easily pay for your order with PayPal, you may want to establish a PayPal account. Once established, you can deposit funds into this account from your credit card or from your checking account and buy more GoatseStickers.

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How do you ship and how long does it take?
All GoatseStickers are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail. We do our best to ship each order within 48 after receipt of payment. We ship from San Francisco, CA, USA. Actual shipping time will vary according to where you live. Please allow 8-10 business days for arrival. International deliveries may take longer than 8-10 business days.

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I want to order a different quantity than you have available via your online forms, how do i do that?
Currently you will have to make multiple orders to achieve your desired quantity. We are working some things out via paypal to allow for ordering any quantity you would like. Of course you could just order a 100 pack of GoatseStickers and that should cover you. Its only $149.00...c'mon...LET THE INVASION BEGIN!!!

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How do i get info on becoming a distributor for goatse stickers?
Complete our distribution request form for more info. We'll get back to you faster than a virgin on a thousand dollar whore.

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Is there something wrong with you guys?
Yes, probably.

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